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Aug. 21st, 2009 01:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
akernУ нас в офисе периодически раздаётся звон колокольчика. Иногда подаёт свой голос большой и звучный колокол.
Как Вы думаете, с чем это связано и кто может звонить в колокола?
Ещё у нас в wiki есть отдельная страничка, которая называется Lemon Award Nominations.
Посвящена она различным ситуациям в нашей рабочей жизни.
Сегодня там появилась запись и про меня:
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Attending the IBM Forum wearing a T-Shirt:
1. one sleeve with Microsoft logo (not bad from an IBM perspective I suppose)
2. one sleeve with a Sun logo (Not good from an IBM perspective I suppose)
3. Big letters across the front of his T-Shirt was written "THINK AGAIN" (maybe he should have before wearing it to IBM Forum?)
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Вот ещё выдержки оттуда, для создания пятничного настроения:
* Printing a Linux Magazine in colour when it had more ads than content
* Locking himself in the "airlock" between two swipe-card locked doors @ hosting facility, without his swipe card, hoping someone would save him before he had to bunk down for the night.
* Getting lost while attempting to travel to customer. Having to call the office twice after he couldnt find where he was going with google maps
* Throwing his wireless mouse in frustration while running Windows Update, only to discover it was not actually wireless, and having it recoil and smash his laptop screen.
* Testing the customer email notification system by sending 6000+ emails overnight to his corporate mailbox.
Как Вы думаете, с чем это связано и кто может звонить в колокола?
Ещё у нас в wiki есть отдельная страничка, которая называется Lemon Award Nominations.
Посвящена она различным ситуациям в нашей рабочей жизни.
Сегодня там появилась запись и про меня:
===
Attending the IBM Forum wearing a T-Shirt:
1. one sleeve with Microsoft logo (not bad from an IBM perspective I suppose)
2. one sleeve with a Sun logo (Not good from an IBM perspective I suppose)
3. Big letters across the front of his T-Shirt was written "THINK AGAIN" (maybe he should have before wearing it to IBM Forum?)
===
Вот ещё выдержки оттуда, для создания пятничного настроения:
* Printing a Linux Magazine in colour when it had more ads than content
* Locking himself in the "airlock" between two swipe-card locked doors @ hosting facility, without his swipe card, hoping someone would save him before he had to bunk down for the night.
* Getting lost while attempting to travel to customer. Having to call the office twice after he couldnt find where he was going with google maps
* Throwing his wireless mouse in frustration while running Windows Update, only to discover it was not actually wireless, and having it recoil and smash his laptop screen.
* Testing the customer email notification system by sending 6000+ emails overnight to his corporate mailbox.
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Date: 2009-08-21 11:17 am (UTC)А вот в пятничном юморе НЗ я неразобрался, очень специализорованный он.
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Date: 2009-08-22 04:26 pm (UTC)Че-то мне это напоминает:)
ВФ
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Date: 2009-09-04 04:22 am (UTC)молодцы у тебя коллеги, с чувством юмора)
Дима
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Date: 2009-09-04 04:29 am (UTC)"Hey Yankee-boy!", "see you tomorrow, kids", "hey russki", кидание мячиков, стрельба из игрушечных пистолетов в коллег, катание на самокате по офису и табличка "парковка только для самокатов" рядом с одним из рабочих мест. Жизнь в офисе кипит :)
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Date: 2009-09-04 04:30 am (UTC)